Quotes by Alexander Woollcott

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
– Alexander Woollcott
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
– Alexander Woollcott
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
– Alexander Woollcott
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
– Alexander Woollcott
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
– Alexander Woollcott
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
– Alexander Woollcott