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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
– Anonymous
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
– Anonymous
We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.
– Anonymous
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
– Anonymous
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
– Anonymous
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
– Anonymous
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
– Anonymous
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
– Anonymous
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
– Anonymous
The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
– Anonymous
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
– Anonymous
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
– Anonymous
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
– Anonymous
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
– Anonymous
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
– Anonymous
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
– Anonymous
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
– Anonymous
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
– Anonymous
Silence is one great art of conversation.
– Anonymous
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
– Anonymous
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
– Anonymous
Crime, like disease, is not interesting; it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
– Anonymous
There is so much good in the worst of us,
And so much bad in the best of us,
That it ill behooves any of us,
To say anything about the rest of us.
– Anonymous
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
– Anonymous
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
– Anonymous
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
– Anonymous
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
– Anonymous
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
– Anonymous
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
– Anonymous
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
– Anonymous
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
– Anonymous
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
– Anonymous
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
– Anonymous
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
– Anonymous
Hit any user to continue.
– Anonymous
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
– Anonymous
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
– Anonymous
Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
– Anonymous
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
– Anonymous
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
– Anonymous
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
– Anonymous
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
– Anonymous
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!
– Anonymous
Forgiveness is love in its most noble form.
– Anonymous
There’s a miracle of friendship that
dwells within the heart
And you don’t know how it happens
or where it gets its start
But the happiness it brings you
always gives a special lift
Any you realize that friendship
Is God’s most perfect gift.
– Anonymous
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
– Anonymous
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?
– Anonymous
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
– Anonymous
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
– Anonymous
Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
– Anonymous
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
– Anonymous
The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.
– Anonymous
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
– Anonymous
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
– Anonymous
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
– Anonymous
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
– Anonymous
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
– Anonymous
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.
– Anonymous
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
– Anonymous
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.
– Anonymous
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.
– Anonymous
Ama me fideliter!Fidem meam noto:De corde totaliterEt ex mente tota,Sum presentialiterAbsens in remota.
– Anonymous
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
– Anonymous
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
– Anonymous
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
– Anonymous
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
– Anonymous
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
– Anonymous
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
– Anonymous
Original Poems for Infant Minds My Mother
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.
– Anonymous
Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but by how we react to what happens, not by what life brings to us, but by the attitude we bring to life. A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, a spark that creates extraordinary results.
– Anonymous
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
– Anonymous
C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
– Anonymous
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename!'
– Anonymous
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
– Anonymous
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
– Anonymous
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
– Anonymous
We do not stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.
– Anonymous
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
– Anonymous
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
– Anonymous
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
– Anonymous
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
– Anonymous
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
– Anonymous
Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
– Anonymous
BASIC - A programming language.  Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.
– Anonymous
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
– Anonymous
Optimization hinders evolution.
– Anonymous
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
– Anonymous
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
– Anonymous
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
– Anonymous
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
– Anonymous
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
– Anonymous
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
– Anonymous
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.
– Anonymous
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
– Anonymous
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
– Anonymous
Great minds think alike.
– Anonymous
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
– Anonymous
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.
– Anonymous
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
– Anonymous
You've never lived until you've almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know.
– Anonymous