A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
– Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty belly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
– Bennett Cerf
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
– Bennett Cerf
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
– Bennett Cerf
There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward or sideways in anger. Or in which some Southern youth is being chased through the magnolia bushes by his aunt. She catches him on page 28 with horrid results.
– Bennett Cerf
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.