Quotes by Bill Kelly

If I have a daughter, and my wife names her Michele, I will demand that it be spelled with two Ls.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

When I was 20, I voted for Gore. When I am 24, I will vote for Kerry. If it was legal, I would have voted for Clinton when I was 16.