The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
– Casey Stengel
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
– Casey Stengel
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
– Casey Stengel
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
– Casey Stengel
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
– Casey Stengel
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
– Casey Stengel
You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
– Casey Stengel
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
– Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
– Casey Stengel
The trick is growing up without growing old.
– Casey Stengel
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
– Casey Stengel
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
– Casey Stengel
Most ball games are lost, not won.
– Casey Stengel
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
– Casey Stengel
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
– Casey Stengel
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.