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I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.
– Chris Farley
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.
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