Quotes by Chris Morris

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

If you make a joke in an area which is for some reason _ normally random _ out of bounds, then you might find something out, you might put your finger on something. But it's a matter of finding yourself in that area rather than setting out to look for trouble.

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

You have to be at best only half-aware of what you're trying... if you know what you're looking for, there's no attempt to do some real work.

You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.