Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl Reiner.

Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.