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Quotes by Don Herold

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
– Don Herold
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
– Don Herold
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
– Don Herold
If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
– Don Herold
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
– Don Herold
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
– Don Herold
The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
– Don Herold
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
– Don Herold
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
– Don Herold
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
– Don Herold
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
– Don Herold
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
– Don Herold
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
– Don Herold
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
– Don Herold