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Quotes by Earl Wilson

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
– Earl Wilson
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
– Earl Wilson
Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
– Earl Wilson
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
– Earl Wilson
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
– Earl Wilson
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
– Earl Wilson
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
– Earl Wilson
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
– Earl Wilson
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
– Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
– Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
– Earl Wilson
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
– Earl Wilson
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
– Earl Wilson
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
– Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
– Earl Wilson