Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.
– Fletcher Knebel
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel
Our forefathers made one mistake. What they should have fought for was representation without taxation.