As a child of five, I ran away from home, but much to my embarrassment I was returned the next day before the FBI could get on the case. A disgusted sewer worker had complained that I did the worst chicken imitation he had ever seen.
– Gary Burghoff
I don't vote for the guy I trust. I vote for the guy who trusts me the most.
– Gary Burghoff
I was just a kid, but I was a rotten kid.
– Gary Burghoff
My son gave me the permission to accept my success.