Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.
– Gary Trudeau
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
– Gary Trudeau
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
– Gary Trudeau
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.