Quotes by Helen Gurley Brown

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

I care. I care a lot. I think of Cosmopolitan all day, and I run scared. So it's a combination of fright, caring and anxiety.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

No office anywhere on earth is so puritanical, impeccable, elegant, sterile or incorruptible as not to contain the yeast for at least one affair, probably more. You can say it couldn't happen here, but just let a yeast raiser into the place and first thing you know - bread!

My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.