America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.
– Ilka Chase
It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.
– Ilka Chase
Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small skull and that one right hand.
– Ilka Chase
On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, I love you. The real trick is to get them to say, Will you marry me?
– Ilka Chase
The only people who never fail are those who never try.
– Ilka Chase
Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand.
– Ilka Chase
When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it.
– Ilka Chase
You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours.
– Ilka Chase
Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather.