Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed.
– Jack Gould
It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.
– Jack Gould
One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.
– Jack Gould
There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.