I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
– Janeane Garofalo
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
– Janeane Garofalo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
– Janeane Garofalo
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
– Janeane Garofalo
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
– Janeane Garofalo
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
– Janeane Garofalo
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
– Janeane Garofalo
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
– Janeane Garofalo
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
– Janeane Garofalo
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
– Janeane Garofalo
Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
– Janeane Garofalo
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the '90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped.
– Janeane Garofalo
I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.
– Janeane Garofalo
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.