It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome K. Jerome
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
– Jerome K. Jerome
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome
We drink one another's health and spoil our own.
– Jerome K. Jerome
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.
– Jerome K. Jerome
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
– Jerome K. Jerome
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.
– Jerome K. Jerome
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.
– Jerome K. Jerome
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.
– Jerome K. Jerome
I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.