Quotes by Jim Davis

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.