A narrative is like a room on whose walls a number of false doors have been painted; while within the narrative, we have many apparent choices of exit, but when the author leads us to one particular door, we know it is the right one because it opens.
– John Updike
Americans have been conditioned to respect newness, whatever it costs them.
– John Updike
Among the repulsions of atheism for me has been its drastic uninterestingness as an intellectual position. Where was the ingenuity, the ambiguity, the humanity of saying that the universe just happened to happen and that when we're dead we're dead?
– John Updike
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
– John Updike
Boys are playing basketball around a telephone pole with a backboard bolted to it.
– John Updike
But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography.
– John Updike
Each morning my characters greet me with misty faces willing, though chilled, to muster for another day's progress through the dazzling quicksand the marsh of blank paper.
– John Updike
Four years was enough of Harvard. I still had a lot to learn, but had been given the liberating notion that now I could teach myself.
– John Updike
From infancy on, we are all spies; the shame is not this but that the secrets to be discovered are so paltry and few.
– John Updike
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
– John Updike
He had a sensation of anxiety and shame, a sensitivity acute beyond usefulness, as if the nervous system, flayed of its old hide of social usage, must record every touch of pain.
– John Updike
He skates saucily over great tracts of confessed ignorance.
– John Updike
Her sentences march under a harsh sun that bleaches color from them but bestows a peculiar, invigorating, Pascalian clarity.
– John Updike
I moved to New England partly because it has a real literary past. The ghosts of Hawthorne and Melville still sit on those green hills. The worship of Mammon is also somewhat lessened there by the spirit of irony. I don't get hay fever in New England either.
– John Updike
I secretly understood: the primitive appeal of the hearth. Television is-its irresistible charm-a fire.
– John Updike
I would especially like to recourt the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time.
– John Updike
Inspiration arrives as a packet of material to be delivered.
– John Updike
It was one of history's great love stories, the mutually profitable romance which Hollywood and bohunk America conducted almost in the dark, a tapping of fervent messages through the wall of the San Gabriel Range.
– John Updike
Men emerge pale from the little printing plant at four sharp, ghosts for an instant, blinking, until the outdoor light overcomes the look of constant indoor light clinging to them.
– John Updike
Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.
– John Updike
Perfectionism is the enemy of creation, as extreme self-solitude is the enemy of well-being.
– John Updike
Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.
– John Updike
The city overwhelmed our expectations. The Kiplingesque grandeur of Waterloo Station, the Eliotic despondency of the brick row in Chelsea the Dickensian nightmare of fog and sweating pavement and besmirched cornices.
– John Updike
The creative writer uses his life as well as being its victim; he can control, in his work, the self-presentation that in actuality is at the mercy of a thousand accidents.
– John Updike
The inner spaces that a good story lets us enter are the old apartments of religion.
– John Updike
The refusal to rest content, the willingness to risk excess on behalf of one's obsessions, is what distinguishes artists from entertainers, and what makes some artists adventurers on behalf of us all.
– John Updike
There's a crystallization that goes on in a poem which the young man can bring off, but which the middle-aged man can't.
– John Updike
Until the 20th century it was generally assumed that a writer had said what he had to say in his works.
– John Updike
We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one.
– John Updike
We hope the real person behind the words will be revealed as ignominiously as a shapeless snail without its shapely shell.
– John Updike
We take our bearings, daily, from others. To be sane is, to a great extent, to be sociable.
– John Updike
What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit.
– John Updike
When I write, I aim in my mind not toward New York but toward a vague spot a little to the east of Kansas.
– John Updike
Writers may be disreputable, incorrigible, early to decay or late to bloom but they dare to go it alone.
– John Updike
Writers take words seriously-perhaps the last professional class that does-and they struggle to steer their own through the crosswinds of meddling editors and careless typesetters and obtuse and malevolent reviewers into the lap of the ideal reader.
– John Updike
Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.
– John Updike
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
– John Updike
We are most alive when we're in love.
– John Updike
Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea.
– John Updike
Truth should not be forced it should simply manifest itself, like a woman who has in her privacy reflected and coolly decided to bestow herself upon a certain man.
– John Updike
The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education.
– John Updike
The first breath of adultery is the freest after it, constraints aping marriage develop.
– John Updike
The essential support and encouragement comes from within, arising out of the mad notion that your society needs to know what only you can tell it.
– John Updike
That a marriage ends is less than ideal but all things end under heaven, and if temporality is held to be invalidating, then nothing real succeeds.
– John Updike
Religion enables us to ignore nothingness and get on with the jobs of life.
– John Updike
Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency.
– John Updike
I love my government not least for the extent to which it leaves me alone.
– John Updike
Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness its peculiar magnitude permits no shading.
– John Updike
Existence itself does not feel horrible it feels like an ecstasy, rather, which we have only to be still to experience.
– John Updike
Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.
– John Updike
Customs and convictions change respectable people are the last to know, or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art.
– John Updike
A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world.
– John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.