Quotes by Kathy Griffin

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.