Quotes by Lazarus Long

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
– Lazarus Long
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.
– Lazarus Long
Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.
– Lazarus Long
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
– Lazarus Long
If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
– Lazarus Long
No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.
– Lazarus Long