A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
– Malcolm De Chazal
Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.
– Malcolm De Chazal
Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.
– Malcolm De Chazal
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
– Malcolm De Chazal
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.
– Malcolm De Chazal
The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.
– Malcolm De Chazal
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
– Malcolm De Chazal
The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.
– Malcolm De Chazal
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.
– Malcolm De Chazal
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.
– Malcolm De Chazal
Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.