Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
– Martin Mull
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
– Martin Mull
Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
– Martin Mull
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
– Martin Mull
You'd have to think that you're at least decent, or you couldn't get up every morning and do it. I think if I live long enough, I might be pretty good.
– Martin Mull
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
– Martin Mull
It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
– Martin Mull
I had a teacher in art school who said something about the only works he really enjoyed seeing or found much in were works where he had a sense that a discovery was made in the course of making this object. I like to hold to that as my marching orders.
– Martin Mull
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.