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Quotes by Matthew Perry

Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasn't good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, I've just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there.
– Matthew Perry
After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
– Matthew Perry
As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
– Matthew Perry
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
– Matthew Perry
Everything is just falling into place for me right now. I just turned 30, which I thought I was going to be bummed about, but I'm not.
– Matthew Perry
I can tell if someone is talking to me because I'm on Friends or cause they just think I'm neat. You know I don't think I've ever spent more than five or ten minutes with somebody who was ogling me because they recognized me from the show.
– Matthew Perry
I love the idea of the one but I actually believe that there isn't a Miss Right. There are 12,000 Miss Rights out there and it's all timing.
– Matthew Perry
I realized by the time I turned 30, which happened this year, that I would be going out with girls and they would think I was really funny, but I would know absolutely nothing about them. I decided that's just not the way to go. I have tried to listen more and get to know the person I'm with.
– Matthew Perry
I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.
– Matthew Perry
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
– Matthew Perry
I was like: I'm going to ask Julia Roberts out but I'm going to be very nervous about it. Then she said yes, I got even more nervous.
– Matthew Perry
I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.
– Matthew Perry
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll buy you album.
– Matthew Perry
I'm obviously comfortable with my feminine side! I didn't have any reservations playing a gay guy as it was kind of a neat idea to me. I'm able to drop all the crappy male stuff of trying to impress the girl and get her into bed, because she thinks I'm gay.
– Matthew Perry
I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
– Matthew Perry
If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
– Matthew Perry
The funniest thing is when somebody says Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.
– Matthew Perry
The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
– Matthew Perry
The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it's just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers.
– Matthew Perry
There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I'm sitting here and doing great.
– Matthew Perry
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
– Matthew Perry
Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
– Matthew Perry
When I read the script of Chandler, I thought WOW I can really shake hands with this guy. Chandlers a sarcastic guy, dry, funny - a guy who's not comfortable unless he's joking and hiding the emotional stuff that's going on with him. And Yeah, I can relate to that a bit.
– Matthew Perry
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
– Matthew Perry