A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
– Minna Antrim
A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
– Minna Antrim
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
– Minna Antrim
Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.
– Minna Antrim
Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast.
– Minna Antrim
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
– Minna Antrim
Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.
– Minna Antrim
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
– Minna Antrim
Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.
– Minna Antrim
The ''Green-eyed Monster'' causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.
– Minna Antrim
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
– Minna Antrim
The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.
– Minna Antrim
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
– Minna Antrim
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
– Minna Antrim
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
– Minna Antrim
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.