I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
– Oliver Reed
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
– Oliver Reed
If the money's right, I'll do a film.
– Oliver Reed
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
– Oliver Reed
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
– Oliver Reed
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
– Oliver Reed
I also use women as a sex object maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
– Oliver Reed
Awe and respect are two different things.
– Oliver Reed
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.