I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi.
– Phil Donahue
I see all those Solomons out there, I can't wait to hear your wisdom.
– Phil Donahue
In order to keep this feather in the air - and that's what it is - my people have to stay on fire creatively.
– Phil Donahue
It's like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.
– Phil Donahue
Miss Child is never bashful with butter.
– Phil Donahue
Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.
– Phil Donahue
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
– Phil Donahue
The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.
– Phil Donahue
At first, I thoroughly enjoyed being famous.
– Phil Donahue
A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it.