Quotes by Richard Lewis

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
– Richard Lewis
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
– Richard Lewis
My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.
– Richard Lewis
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
– Richard Lewis
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
– Richard Lewis