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Quotes by Robert Byrne
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
– Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
– Robert Byrne
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
– Robert Byrne
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
– Robert Byrne
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
– Robert Byrne
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
– Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
– Robert Byrne
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
– Robert Byrne
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
– Robert Byrne
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
– Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
– Robert Byrne
To err is human, To purr feline.
– Robert Byrne
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
– Robert Byrne
Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
– Robert Byrne
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.
– Robert Byrne
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Albert Einstein
Fyodor Dostoevsky
Woody Allen
Robert Frost