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Quotes by Ronnie Shakes

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
– Ronnie Shakes
I like life. It's something to do.
– Ronnie Shakes
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
– Ronnie Shakes
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
– Ronnie Shakes