Quotes by Sean Hayes

I think people are shocked when I do other characters. Right now I'm doing a little workshop play in New York and at the Groundlings [an L.A. improv troupe] and I play a completely other character - I think they are shocked when I'm not Jack. Slowly people are seeing outside of the box and realizing that I became an actor to play other roles and not just one role for the rest of my life. I'm writing stuff for myself, too, because some people don't get that I want to do other things.

I'm a hamster person. No - that's so bizarre, I don't know what that means. Please don't say that. Now everybody is going to go, Do you like hamsters? Why did you say hamsters? Do you have a collection of hamsters? I'll never live that down. Please don't use that.

When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.

I think because my life is so insane and it's constantly going at 120 miles per hour, my favorite thing to do is sit at home in front of the TV and check out.

I like to be busy and I like to have places to go in the morning, when I get up.