Quotes by Stephen Evans

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.
– Stephen Evans
Genetically speaking, most humans really don't do much for the health of the species.
– Stephen Evans
God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.
– Stephen Evans
I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.
– Stephen Evans
I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.
– Stephen Evans
Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
– Stephen Evans
There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.
– Stephen Evans
This is the fundamental premise of how the U.S. legal system functions - you are responsible for your own actions. God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, the Grand Master of the KKK, the President of Ford Motor Company cannot be held responsible for your actions.
– Stephen Evans
Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.
– Stephen Evans