American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.
– Tom Holt
It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
– Tom Holt
Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.
– Tom Holt
New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else.
– Tom Holt
Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.
– Tom Holt
Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.