Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
– Victor Borge
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
– Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
– Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
– Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.