When you mutilate movies for mass media, you tamper with the hearts and minds of America.
– Warren Beatty
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
– Warren Beatty
Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.
– Warren Beatty
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
– Warren Beatty
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.
– Warren Beatty
Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.
– Warren Beatty
How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.
– Warren Beatty
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.