I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
– William H. Mauldin
I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.
– William H. Mauldin
I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.
– William H. Mauldin
Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.
– William H. Mauldin
When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.