You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
– Yogi Berra
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
– Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
– Yogi Berra
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
– Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
– Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
– Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
– Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
– Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
– Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
– Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
– Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
– Yogi Berra
I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.
– Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
– Yogi Berra
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
– Yogi Berra
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
– Yogi Berra
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
– Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
– Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don't know nothing.
– Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
– Yogi Berra
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
– Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there.
– Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
– Yogi Berra
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
– Yogi Berra
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
– Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
– Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
– Yogi Berra
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
– Yogi Berra
Take it with a grin of salt.
– Yogi Berra
The future ain't what it used to be.
– Yogi Berra
The only color I don't have is navy brown.
– Yogi Berra
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
– Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
– Yogi Berra
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
– Yogi Berra
We have deep depth.
– Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
– Yogi Berra
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
– Yogi Berra
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
– Yogi Berra
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
– Yogi Berra
It's d`ej`a vu all over again!
– Yogi Berra
It ain't over 'till it's over.
– Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
– Yogi Berra
I didn't really say everything I said.
– Yogi Berra
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
– Yogi Berra
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
– Yogi Berra
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
– Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
I don't mean to be funny.
– Yogi Berra
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
– Yogi Berra
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
